Most Popular
-
Thousand Dollar Baby: By day Jamie O'Hare studies for a master's in social work. Her night job is anything but.
-
Hot Contender: If looks count, Sarah Steelman may be your next governor
-
John Ray used to own a tavern in Benton Park. Now he lives in Quincy and dabbles in conspiracy theory.
-
Grand Old Patty: Ian goes on a beefy binge at Burger Bar and Sub Zero New American Burger Restaurant
-
Cock and Awe
St. Louis pickup artists rule the roost.
-
Unreal puts "Jorts & Mandals Day" initiative on the back burner, weighs in on Saint Louis Fashion Week (13)
-
Seeing Red: Partners battle over a Wash. Ave. eatery's ownership (17)
-
Hot Contender: If looks count, Sarah Steelman may be your next governor (3)
-
John Ray used to own a tavern in Benton Park. Now he lives in Quincy and dabbles in conspiracy theory. (3)
-
Red Alert: Everything they really don't want you to know about those pesky traffic-light cameras (13)
-
Dora Magrath was blessed with a beautiful voice. She's gone, but you can still hear it.
-
The Monads turn tradition on its tail with a stomping live show and new CD
-
Feeling Gravity's Pull: R.E.M. hurtles toward the future on Accelerate
-
LA punks X celebrate turning 31 in style
-
Slice of Life
John Vanderslice celebrates warmer weather with an exclusive mix of tunes.
-
Crumbling Giants: The Cards Head to San Fran
05:55PM 04/10/08 -
The Riverfront Times Field Guide to Pickup Artists (Web Supplement)
03:58PM 04/10/08 -
John Vanderslice's Hopeful Weather Jams: The Muxtape
02:02AM 04/11/08 -
Rapper Lil Jon is Opening a Winery
04:21PM 04/10/08 -
Mansinthe: Marilyn Manson Makes Absinthe? And It Won an Award?
05:09PM 04/10/08 -
Coming Soon: The Wine Press
11:31AM 04/10/08
What we are writing about
- 7-Up
- A Closer Walk with...
- Araka
- Central West End...
- COCA
- Cory Spinks
- Craft Alliance
- foie gras
- Kevin Kline Awards
- Ludo
- Mensa
- Mexican cuisine
- Mosaic
- musicals
- Othello
- Playstation
- RFT DJ Spin-off
- sexual harassment
- St. Louis theater
- The Black Rep
- The Ghost of the Forest
- Three Monkeys
- Tuesdays with Morrie
- University City
- Vashon High School
- Washington University
- White Flag Projects
- Wii
- Xbox
- ~scape
Recent Articles By Chris King
-
Palast Guard
Crusading investigative journalist Greg Palast looks out for the little guy
-
Joia to the World
It's all fun and games for St. Louis' favorite Brazilian percussion ensemble
-
Ragbag
Tom McDermott left the Lou for the Big Easy eighteen years ago, but he's holding our musical traditions deep in his heart
-
Will It Fly?
St. Louisans love Lindbergh, but do they love him enough to endure opera?
-
Sidesaddle Rebel
A Missouri native hits the trail to make sure her Civil War novel is authentic in all details
Recent Articles By Randall Roberts
-
Rebuilt to Suit
SLU won't say what it has in store for the Locust Business District.
-
I Want My MP3
Digital music just gets better. See ya later, major labels.
-
Horse's Kick
Monarch, 7401 Manchester Road, Maplewood; 314-644-3995.
-
Lemp Lager
The Duck Room at Blueberry Hill, 6504 Delmar Boulevard, University City; 314-727-4444.
-
Hendrick's Martini
Lester's Sports Bar & Grill, 9906 Clayton Road, Ladue; 314-994-0055.
Recent Articles By Anna Giuliani
National Features
-
Cleveland Scene
Dangerous Liaisons
Another by-product of the privatization of the Iraq War: sexual assault.
By Lisa Rab -
Seattle Weekly
The DUI King
Meet Bob Castle, a drunk who always seems to find a way to drive.
By Rick Anderson -
City Pages
"How Can This Stuff Be Legal?"
Take a toke of Salvia Divinorum and you'll wonder, too.
By Matt Snyders -
OC Weekly
Teacher's Pests
Targeted by Bill O'Reilly, James Corbett isn't the first educator to face the wrath of OC conservatives.
By Gustavo Arellano and Daffodil J. Altan
CHOTTO MATTE A MOMENT!
icu (K Records)
Give thanks for electronic punk music, for beat-based DIY party music made just for the hell of it. Be grateful for the beat, the rhythm, the pounding pounding pounding pounding that's coming from all corners of the earth these days and reigniting the passion of punk rock when the tired old bang-on-a-guitar-and-scream-cuss-words-into-the-mike version of it has moved into the realm of the fogey and been co-opted by the suburban middle class. Grab hands around the dinner table and offer a moment of silence to the goddamn silicon chip that's rewriting the rules of music creation. "Here's three chords, go start a punk band" is spent -- at least not the gospel be-all it used to be -- and no matter how many mathematic equations and deconstructed patterns guitar brainiacs concoct, one simple truth remains: The most fascinating new music being made these days has at its forefront beat, not guitar. Sure, there are infinite exceptions, but damn if I don't get more fire in my belly from the beat and the sampler than from the guitar and the bass.
And we should be thankful for this. Right before you sip your cabernet and chew on a chunk of turkey, you should also offer tithes for icu (pronounced eee-coo) and their remarkable debut record, Chotto Matte A MOMENT!, the record that's possessing this pen right now, seemingly against my will.
Mix a stand-up bass, a sampler, some scratching, an analog organ and a general beat-based frenzy that simultaneously recalls Pharoah Sanders, Coldcut and Roni Size, and you've got a whopping good time. And on paper you've got the recipe for just about every dumb electronica record out there. icu is a different animal altogether, one that grandma and grandbaby can groove to simultaneously, one that's less a rhythmic meteor shower than a clever melodic creation that combines the structure of a rock song with the linear drive of techno, one that uses on every song a stand-up bass, fer chrissakes.
Skeptics loyal to the analog sounds that human hands create -- a soft piano, a strummed guitar, a blown trumpet -- have my respectful sympathies: There is something vastly different about using samplers and software to create music, something a tad alien to the pleadings of the heart. It'd be tough to make me cry and my heart swell while listening to icu, and the silicon chip seems to be a threshold beyond which human emotion has a hard time penetrating. You can tell the difference between a weeping violin and a sample of the same, it's true. But, really, that's apples and oranges. You'd be hard-pressed to shake your rump to Shostakovich, and the energy that icu pushes into your body has nothing to do with the energy that Dylan creates. All you gotta do is pop on "Yopparai" (A Drunkard Who Fell from Heaven) and you'll get the essence of icu's energy. It's one that's so self-propelling and packed with pressure that it could heat a little village on a cold winter's night. Just plug in, then rub your hands in front of the speakers.
And honestly, it's hard to not like a CD that comes in such a pretty jewel case. Unlike most CD cases with translucent plastic and paper artwork inside, Chotto Matte A MOMENT! has an opaque baby-blue cover with nothing but that blue on it. You see it on the shelf, and you just have to buy it.
-- Randall Roberts
VARIOUS ARTISTS
Invocations: Sacred Music from World Traditions (Music of the World)
Since gospel kicked the blues out of church, Americans have come to see sacred music as square and staid. Hassan Hakmoun's opening number on this record is a sure antidote to that attitude: He comes thumping his sintir, a North African lute with a bass tone, as if he's trying to beat the devil out of it. Actually he's using it to praise the saints descended from the Prophet Mohammed, with the help of an unnamed percussionist whose instrument sounds like a horse busting ass down the roads of Morocco.
That's the way it goes with Invocations. It includes two solemn Native American songs, an mbira duet and a Zen Buddhist meditation on the circle of life in the form of a falling leaf (composed on the shakuhachi, the stately Japanese bamboo flute, which inspires my prayer: God, please turn every hippy college kid's didgeridoo into a shakuhachi tonight). The rest of the record is so ferocious it could skyrocket God's popularity in this caffeine culture of ours. Even when we talk about spiritual "energy" it has a touchy-feely connotation that bespeaks lidded eyes, but the worshipers on this record deal with the kind of energy that whips necks (the Sufi dervish dance "Hud Hud," by Iranian master Jalal Zolfonun) and raises the dead (a Nigerian village percussion ensemble busting out beats at a funeral, which is to say a reincarnation ceremony).
The power source has many different names here; everybody from the Yoruba god of the crossroads (from New York City by way of Cuba) to the Virgin La Mamacha del Carmen (from a town in Andean Peru) to Lord Rama (in his mood of mediator) is invoked. Are they all the same thing? Who knows? This much is for sure: It -- they -- sure can call a tune. Who cares if it's the opiate of the masses, when it gets us this high?
-- Chris King
WRONG DOERS RESPECT ME
Johnny Farmer (Fat Possum)







